Greetings, and welcome to what is essentially the most Awesome site on the entire interwebnets. Everything that you find here will be so Awesome that we have broken many an Awesomeness tester just to establish a rough estimate of this website's Awesomeness.
If you ask me, that little fact must mean that it's pretty goddamn Awesome.
Now. This site will updated frequently (read: whenever we feel like it) and will feature nutricious breakfast bars full of protein, the goodness of wheat, a glass and a half of full-cream dairy milk and all our featured rants, images and whimsical gadgetry and gaming reviews. We also would like to spend some time to promote the sheer Awesomeness of coffee, and other coffee-related products.
Come! Come! Enjoy your stay, peruse at your leisure. Bask in the glory of unadulterated Awesomeness. It's in the name, therefore it must be true.
- Captain Yesterday and Moto